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Two Dogs South Tour, Mexico 2003-2004 ("The Rain Falls Down
Amen On The Works of Last Year's Man" LC 1967)
Part I - Early Winter
(Hi Community, I'm feeling very uncertain as to who has
interest in my traveling journal posts. My pref was to just
give you the link to my site, but uploading from the I'Net
cafˇ here proves to be a challenge for which I am simply
incompetent. I encourage feedback and dialogue.
So, Swami & others who have requested these updates, enjoy.
I've already sent links to graphics from Nov - to early Jan.
I've more better but as explained above, they won't be
immediately available on my site. E-mail me & I'll send you
some mind-bending graphics inspired by my trip(s) uh um,
here.)
Christmas Eve:
"Suzanne takes you down to her place by the river, you
can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside
her"
We arrive on the beach (it's a playa with ocean!) someplace a
mite north of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico Christmas Eve and
promptly get stuck in the sand - after five days of easy
driving from Clearlake. Jesus is born in a desert manger and
I arrive in sandy Mexican Paradise and get stuck. My world is
perfect!
How strange to hear "Jingle Bells" in Spanish. What the fuck
does a "one horse open sled" have to do with Mexican
Christmas or any reality here for that matter? Mexico is
very, very strange all by itself, a parallel universe unto
its own being several times at once.
"And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you
want to be there and she feeds you tea and oranges that
come all the way from China"
As we approach the outskirts of each town, there are at least
a dozen "topes" crossing the roadway that are not to be
confused with "topas". Worse case scenario is they eat you if
you don't slow down to a minus crawl; they are brain rattling
axle shakers of the first degree and everything inside,
bolted down or otherwise are threatened. It's best to slow
way down and just take your time. Especially in a motor home.
So, it wise to get into a rhythm whose bass AND rhythm line
is the double rear axles, "ca thump ca thump rump rump ca
thump ca thump rump rump ca thump ca thump rump rump". In one
town, as we ca thump ca thumprump rump merrily along, a dog
who's south bound progress causes wonder as he leads us on
three legs hopping in rhythm to our ca thump ca thump rump
rumps. Of course we are all in time with "Jingle Bells" in
Spanish on the radio. I know this could not occur elsewhere
on the planet with such precision and it's ample validation
that we are indeed deep into the land of Atzlan magic.
""And just when you mean to tell her That you have no
love to give her, Then she gets you on her wavelength
and she lets the river answer"
"
Crossing the border at Mexicali was a mistake in terms of
road conditions and time. Should have gone via Nogales!
Northbound on the way home, we shall! (retrospective 20/20
vision #1 OOOPS!)
Drivers here are decidedly crazier then north of the border -
even those w/ U.S. plates. I'll not drive at night on two
lane roads.
But I did score penicillin and Viagra at the first pharmacy
after the first bar in Mexicali! Now I don't have to answer
all that spam anymore.
What Mexicali Blues?
""That you've always been her lover And you want to
travel with her And you want to travel blind And you
know that she will trust you For you've touched her
perfect body with your mind"
"
Major Chord as been dosed each day of our trip with a mild
sedative so he could relax more in our rattling motor home
whose every reverberated noise makes the poor dog nervous and
upset and he farts very strange odors. And you dog owners are
aware (20/20 hindsight vision #2) that scared dogs fart. Bad
farts! He stayed scared south of Mexicali for several hours
until the roadway evened out. He'da been words without the
doggie tranqs but mellows out considerably after several
days. Phew!
We took our time leaving California, stocking up on water,
soups, juices and spare generator parts. We have a 30-gallon
clean water storage onboard to which I've supplemented seven
and half gallons. I've no idea where I'll find water or empty
the black and grey water storage tanks once we cross the
border. Those tanks are the real issue; I can always funnel
drinking and washing water into that holding tank.
""And Jesus was a sailor When he walked upon the water
and he spent a long time watching From his lonely wooden
tower,"
"
Other travelers are very helpful and courteous at Pemex
(nationalized auto fuel) - eat your heart out poppa shrub and
your sexually abused bastard son! Lots of families on the
road for the holidays. Folks are in a rush to get where they
want to be and I feel like I'm already there so just cruise
along while Major Chord checks the maps for side roads. There
are none for motor homes and I can't for the life of me
figure out why are folks who live in dirt keep the space
around their homes spotless, while the sides of the highways
look like the Napa dump. Oh, wait, that must be the "middle
class" on the road. For miles and miles and miles! I know
people don't throw empty pop bottles on their kitchen floor.
The first half of the drive through Mexico before we got
within sensing range of the coast was Sonora desert. If
you've been around Tucson, well, it's just the same for
another nine hundred miles south or so. Actually, one may
begin way up there in Washington State and move south through
nothing but desert!
But down here, magically incredible desert scenery and
unparalleled sundown's and sunrises. On the surface, there is
little life in a land ruled by cougars and rattlesnakes. We
see owls and hawks the farther south we travel as the spirit
of peyote eating Huichol Indians whose lands get closer by
the hour assumes astrally incarnated space.
""And when he knew for certain Only drowning men could
see him He said, "All men will be sailors then Until the
sea shall free them."
"
We pull off the road each night just past dark, way off, to
make dinner, smoke a thick one, sleep, wake just before
sunrise, make breakfast, walk, smoke a thick one and drive.
It's been like this for four days!
I'm having a blast!
""But he himself was broken Long before the sky would
open, Forsaken, almost human, He sank beneath your
wisdom like a stone."
"
There's nothing liked being camped on the beach. I quickly
become acquainted with a "family" of eight Argentineans and
one Uruguayan woman. The nine of them comprise a hippie
circos. They are artisans, creating jewelry and vending to
the daily tourists trucked in from Puerto Vallarta for two
hours of beach lunch and swim. At night they hit the streets
of Sayulita juggling fire. They never heard of Kesey, Ram
Das, Beatniks, Burning Man, the Dead or Garcia but consider
themselves "hippies." How weirdly refreshing. Parallel
universe time always down here.
Argentinean women have the genetic code down for ass! French
for lips, Brooklyn for attitude, but there ain't no ass in
the world like Argentinean bottoms.
""And you want to travel with him And you want to travel
blind And you think maybe you'll trust him For he's
touched your perfect body with his mind."
"
Fresh fish are plentiful and inexpensive. Did I say cheap? My
dinner one night, picked from fisher guy Luis' fresh line
caught load, on his way up the beach to his house cost me a
whopping buck and half U.S. Local folks are wonderful and
very friendly, most unlike most other "quiet fishing
villages" in relationship to tourists. There are quite a few
American ex-pats who have bought land in and around this
small town owned by seventeen families. This is the first
place I've been since Isla Mujeres twenty-five years ago
where I felt it safe for my very young daughters to be out
alone on the street at night. There is no theft, violence,
rape or aggression here at all.
Yes, it's a parallel universe where locals and tourists
interact 24/7 in pleasant fashion with mutual respect. All
the Gringos who live here are thoroughly bi-lingual,
educated, hippie or not and living in splendid Mexican
Abundance.
""Now Suzanne takes your hand And she leads you to the
river And she is wearing rags and feathers from
Salvation Army counters"
"
For instance, this self-described "pig farmer," from
Illinois, "Just call me 'Porko', everyone else does," who,
with his wife, lives here all year (trippple digit temp &
humidity all summer) in his early fifties. So Retired! Sold
his land to Wall Mart for millions. Said it took him six
years to find this place. I first got here in a four-hour
flight from SF finding friends who had bought here as well.
(At this point, my trusty laptop died - the second time on a
trip & I am left with no ability to create art or write and
am forced to lie around the beach all day and swim, read and
chase balls that MC the Real Dog refuses to move a muscle to
fetch, even after he's brought me the ball to throw.)
Two Dogs South Tour - Part II
Feb 20 2004
""And the sun pours down like honey On our lady of the
harbor and she shows you where to look among the garbage
and the flowers."
"
That decision to travel north through Arizona proved a BIG
mistake, yet in proper Buddha parallel universe fashion was
prolly perfect. The law had to reach me someplace and some
time, after all these arrogant years smoking weed in my
vehicle!
""There are heroes in the seaweed, There are children in
the morning,"
"
I had stopped in Quartzsite, just twelve miles or so from the
Cali state line. Oy! Know what occurs in Quartzsite for three
weeks in Jan & Feb? It's the fuckin largest conglomeration of
RV's & motor homes as the town of three thousand hosts well
over two million visitors during those three weeks who have
come to the "Largest Swap Meet In The World."
I mean acres of fifty-five gallon drums of stone from Brazil
and Zimbabwe and the Ukraine. I saw fifteen-pound crystal
phallus' for $150. The entire joint is "WHOLESALE!" a Jew's
Paradise! And, no one of the thousands of vendors takes
credit.
The demographics are heavily retired (60+) with a smattering
of hippies and new age storeowner types. It's simple as one
tries to maintain one's sense of perspective to remember
Burning Man. Unless you've seen Quartzsite, you can't
"imagine" what I'm talking about. It's on both sides of I 10
and most of the length of town. RV's are parked for MILES in
every direction. If you don't need it, it ain't sold here!
There are parts for chiseling stone, for RV plumbing, knife
sharpening, and every imaginable gem, stone or mineral you've
ever wanted to hold, touch or purchase.
The demographics of the vendors run the gamut from Christian
at home-schoolers living as carnies to miners and dealers. I
met a wonderful Ozark family selling bounty from "their
mine," at tables presided over by their eldest daughter. Very
pregnant at fifteen!
On my way out of Dodge I pulled off the side of the road to
make yet one more purchase. As I began to pull back into
traffic, about fifty meters from a stop sign, I failed to
notice the local LEO behind the car that waved me in.
""They are leaning out for love And they will lean that
way forever While Suzanne holds the mirror"
"
This vision challenged hippie hating other white meat eating
gun toting white walled marine haircut asshole puts on his
lights and motions me not to move. A moment later he has me
out of the vehicle cause he "smelled something" which I
"tried" to explain away as my "dogs farts mixed with incense"
and he's got his hands in my pockets and finds rolling
papers, an almost capital offense in Arizone and indelible
reason for arrest, dig? And, my name is what? Huh? And before
I know what's going on, cuffs are snapped and I'm tossed into
the back of his squad car.
Well, to make a long story end cause it is just a story and
it will be over in five years (probation) but it's over now
cause I'm out of Arizona and back on the beach in Mexico, I
had a date with a judge last week on my way back down here
and got fined, enrolled in a sixteen hour alcohol/drugs
class, convictions for DUI & possession and a date to return
for twenty-four hours lock up in the, dig this, La Paz county
jailhouse.
The really "funny" part is the "only" real reason I returned
north was to see the work completed on my house. Nothing was
accomplished in that regard so after my court date, what the
hell. . .I heard it was rainy and cold a few days ago.
I've got two computers set up AND connected a midi keyboard,
extra 80 KB disk space and my arthritis doesn't bother me
here where my day goes something like this:
Sunrise: Awake make coffee, let MC out the door
7:00 yoga (YES), well, it's a stretch to call it that,
but I'm stretching!
7:30 b'fast and beach walk, perhaps swim
7:45 Myla walks beach with her dog
8:00 cowboy + two extra horses come by on way to tourist
hotel
8:45 Luis heads out to await fisherguys return, we smoke
doobie together first
9:00 check email or write here
10:00 computer graphics and trying to figure out arKaos
animation program
11:00 walk on beach, swim
This routine continues till an hour prior to sundown when I'm
fuckin exhausted! Then it's up the beach for a beer and
perhaps some ceviche as locals and Gringos out for sunset
color stroll around in an orange purple foreground outlined
by a blue sea.
""And you want to travel blind And you know that you can
trust her For she's touched your perfect body with her
mind."
"
As I sit here, almost a week back at the beach, a dragon
lizard is poking it's head up from beneath the rock where it
lives. One sunbathing snout up in the air proud motherfucker!
I kinda feel like that today.
Adios
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